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wintermute
09-21-2004, 02:03 PM
We've all just seen how Petr is softpedaling the introduction of Biblical Law, claiming 'not to be an expert' when asked directly if saying 'goddamit' would bring an automatic death penalty (which, of course, it would).

Now I take a backseat to noone in my estimation of Petr's ignorance. However, I find it hard to believe that he would sign on for a restoration of his people's Law over the whole Gentile world (thus bringing on the Messianic Age, Micah 4:2 "And many nations shall come, and say, Come, and let us go up to the amountain of the LORD, and to the house of the God of Jacob; and he will teach us of his ways, and we will walk in his paths: for the law shall go forth of Zion, and the word of the LORD from Jerusalem.") while at the same time having no familiarity with it whatsoever. Is he ingnorant enough of this Law for us to say he is lying about it?

Just a few pages ago, Petr declared:

The Mosaic Law - like code of Hammurabi too - is NOT like Talmud: it is not meant to cover all conceivable situations with inflexible solutions, but to give EXAMPLES in whose SPIRIT men are supposed to give righteous judgments themselves, applying Biblical PRINCIPLES.

But anyone who wishes to examine for themselves the work of Rushdoony or the Chalcedon foundation can see that, true to Jewish form, the Law written by God's own is completely totalitarian in design and intent, which is to say, covering every aspect of life, especially interior life (I would take both points as being defining of totalitarianism: that it should tell you both how to wipe your ass and exactly what to think about it).

Petr says: The Mosaic Law is not meant to cover all conceivable situations.

Here's what the Theonomists themselves say:

http://members.aol.com/Patriarchy/definitions/theonomy.htm

What is really unique about the Reconstructionists is their rejection of the "pietistic" distinction between "sacred" things and "secular" things. Every area of our lives must be brought under the principles of the Word of God, according to the "Theonomists." They are surely correct (Matthew 6:24; 12:30; I Kings 18:21; Joshua 24:15,19).

Thus Reconstructionists have rightly pointed out that the Bible is indeed a textbook of science, a textbook of politics, economics, education, the vocations, indeed, of every area of life. There is no issue, action, or thought which is not governed by the Word of God.

His foggery regarding Biblical "principles" is easily dismissed - the Bible lacks them. There may be a few broad generalities, such as the idea that YHVH hates non Jews and intends to destroy their 'nations', but even so, the hundreds upon hundreds of neurotic commandments (614, if anyone cares) are elaborated in obsessive compulsive detail. They are indeed inflexibile, and they do indeed relate to every aspect of human life.

How long after the 'instauration' of Biblical Law will Petr have to set up elaborate provisions for avoiding the Law, as do his compatriots, the modern Jew? How soon before he is out on the street, shopping for Shabbos Goys to turn the lights on and off for him on Shabbat? Or to tear the toilet paper, as that constitutes 'work' according to the rabbis whose job it is to interpret this nonsense.

Petr says that no human interpretation is necessary, as the words of his "god" - the Jewish people - are frighteningly clear. Unfortuneately, this is not so. For the prohibition of work on the Sabbath, the Jews were faced with the question: is tearing toilet paper work? The Orthodox rabbis have decided, yes, it is, and accordingly Gentiles must do it.

A direct question for Petr: is tearing off a piece of toilet paper 'work', and therefore prohibited by your beloved Jewish "Law"? Will you have to get a Gentile to tear off each square for you? Or is it not work, therefore leaving you free to clean your own ass?

What says your flexible, principal based "law" on this important issue?

Where stands your "god" on the all important question of ass wiping?

Remember, we must bring "every area of our lives . . . under the principles of the Word of God". In deciding each case by case question, "Christians" like Peter will eventually have a compilation of case law as decided by Pastors (people like himself, Tex, and Okie), "Christianity's" very own Talmud.

What a spiritual triumph that day will be, when the Christian Talmud first hits bookstores! I look forward to it myself - perhaps Petr could answer the questions posed to Dr. Laura, and we could get a head start on seeing what this astonishing document would look like.

What say you, Petr?

Wintermute

wintermute
09-21-2004, 02:04 PM
Petr's starter questions:

1)Tearing away pieces of toilet paper - work or not, in the Godly sense?

2) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

3) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

4) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanness (Lev. 15: 19 - 24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

5) Lev 25: 44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

6) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

7) Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

8) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev19:27. How should they die?

9) I know from Lev. 11:6 - 8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves.

10) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of threads (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev 24: 10 - 16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? Lev 20:14.

Please answer, and we'll have a start on ThePhora's own Christian Talmud. You'll be making spiritual history.

Plus, you can illustrate the practicality and fairness of YHVH's law, which otherwise might come in for some very serious mocking here.

Wintermute

wintermute
09-22-2004, 06:12 PM
Why is Petr so ashamed of the words of the demon he worships?

If he wishes for all of us to place our necks under the yoke, he could at least answer a few questions first.

Of course, in the Jew-God universe, questions are unwelcome. Augustine, Calvin, Lenin: one vast two thousand year manacle over the spirit of inquiry.

Petr, are you listening?

WM

otto_von_bismarck
09-22-2004, 06:44 PM
http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Duelists.jpg

In a perpetual closed-loop feud, the Duelists generally don't menace anyone but each other, unless, of course, another Warrior foolishly attempts to mediate. Like the Hatfields and McCoys, they probably don't even remember the source of their mutual animus, nonetheless they enthusiastically loathe one another and seize every opportunity to exchange vitriol. When the other Warriors eventually weary of their endless kvetching the Duelists will be shouted down or Nanny will ban them. Even after getting the heave-ho from one forum, however, it is not unusual for them to find each other in another discussion group and the fighting will begin anew. Hate is sometimes as mysterious as love...

Note: Not all of the above applies to you two.

wintermute
09-22-2004, 07:00 PM
Trolls come in all colors:

http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/images/Holocaust/eternal.jpg

Der Ewige Juden is always ready to agree with your reasonable complaints, provided you lay off all that Jew stuff, already. When faced with actual historical facts or figures, he cuts and runs, but is often back days later with his same old schtick. Unembarrased to be publicly caught distributing false information, he is always ready with a dismissive quip to attempt to distract the gallery's attention from Jewish perfidy. Is not fazed by history, fact, statistic, or other good evidence. Is oriented solely towards mitigating, denying, or contextulizing any Jewish wrongdoing he can't explain away.

Is often seen running interference for NOACHIDE, his blood relation.

Note: not all of the above applies to you, Kikel.

WM

friedrich braun
09-22-2004, 07:04 PM
That description of Weikel ( :jew: ) fits him like a glove. :D

Trolls come in all colors:

Der Ewige Juden is always ready to agree with your reasonable complaints, provided you lay off all that Jew stuff, already. When faced with actual historical facts or figures, he cuts and runs, but is often back days later with his same old schtick. Unembarrased to be publicly caught distributing false information, he is always ready with a dismissive quip to attempt to distract the gallery's attention from Jewish perfidy. Is not fazed by history, fact, statistic, or other good evidence. Is oriented solely towards mitigating, denying, or contextulizing any Jewish wrongdoing he can't explain away.

Is often seen running interference for NOACHIDE, his blood relation.

Note: not all of the above applies to you, Kikel.

WM

otto_von_bismarck
09-22-2004, 07:16 PM
I try to say something in good humor...

Ill be coming with the source on Munich later tonight Fred.

Petr
09-23-2004, 02:40 PM
- "We've all just seen how Petr is softpedaling the introduction of Biblical Law, claiming 'not to be an expert' when asked directly if saying 'goddamit' would bring an automatic death penalty (which, of course, it would)."


Aren't you getting tired of misrepresenting me, you stinking slanderer? I do not think that that qualifies as a "curse" in the Biblical sense, and I really haven't found out yet how the laws of Torah should be implemented under the perfected covenant of Jesus Christ. (I am studying this).



- "Here's what the Theonomists themselves say:"

ALL CHRISTIANS AND EVEN ALL THEONOMISTS ARE NOT ALIKE. Is it so hard to comprehend? And are they just talking about the internal discipline of Christians? (They use words "OUR LIVES")



- "If he wishes for all of us to place our necks under the yoke, he could at least answer a few questions first."


I do not believe in forced conversions, if that's what you mean.

John 4:24, "God is a Spirit and they that worship Him must worship Him in spirit and in truth."

I despise faked conversions - all that leads to twisted marrano crap.

Micah 4:2 "And many nations shall come, and say, Come, and let us go up to the amountain of the LORD, and to the house of the God of Jacob; and he will teach us of his ways, and we will walk in his paths: for the law shall go forth of Zion, and the word of the LORD from Jerusalem."

This clearly describes voluntary conversions, inspired by the Holy Spirit.


Christians must get their own communities organized, and pagans must respect their authority. "State within a state," if you will.

I also have strong "Baptist" tendencies in me that make me suspicious of the total earthly power, thinking it as the "third temptation" of Jesus in the desert.



And quite frankly, by claiming that Yahweh demands people to sacrifice their first-born sons to Him, and forbids all art, you've already shown yourself to be such a lousy exegete that I'm not going to waste my time debating the intentions of the Holy Writ with you.

Proverbs 26:4: "Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him."



Petr

Petr
09-23-2004, 02:48 PM
- "Plus, you can illustrate the practicality and fairness of YHVH's law, which otherwise might come in for some very serious mocking here."


You can visit this website if you really want answers for your juvenile inquiries - the upkeeper of that site has a lot more patience and interest in answering them than me.

(And trust me, he'll answer if you just ask politely. I think many of your questions are already covered in his encyclopedia)

http://www.tektonics.org/



Petr

Petr
09-23-2004, 03:52 PM
"... the hundreds upon hundreds of neurotic commandments (614, if anyone cares) are elaborated in obsessive compulsive detail."


Are you this theologically ignorant? Don't you know that a huge portion of these statutes were no longer required from Christians as they were fulfilled in Jesus Christ's crucifixion, pre-figurations of which they were - like the Passover lamb ritual.

(and that number 614 is the Talmudic calculation, not Christian one)


And you should know that in the Noahide scheme, non-Jews are emphatically NOT supposed to fulfill these "614 commandments" - in fact they are punished with death if they even attempt to keep Sabbath or some other Mosaic statutes!


Hear it from Maimonides himself, in the "Code of Maimonides":

"A heathen who busies himself with the study of the Law deserves death. He should occupy himself with the (study) of the seven (Noahide) commandments only. So, too, a heathen who keeps a day of rest, even if it be on a weekday, if he has set it apart as his Sabbath, he is deserving of death."


and Talmud itself:

"R. Johanan said: A heathen who studies the Torah is deserving death, for it is written, Moses commanded us a law for an inheritance, it is our inheritance, not theirs."

- Babylonian Talmud, Sanhedrin 59a


So you see, "Noahide laws" are much closer to that vaunted "common decency" (which is a humanist fiction) of yours than Mosaic legislation, at least as far as Gentiles are concerned. Seven dull commandments for Goyim, the Law (as talmudically interpreted) just for Jews.


Petr

bardamu
09-23-2004, 04:27 PM
Wouldn't it be funny if Petr is the poster that called himself Zionist Conspirator on the old pre-ADL Free Republic. :)

Petr
09-23-2004, 04:33 PM
Sorry Bardy, that's not the case.


Petr