A man walks into a bar.

He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool.

He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there, good looking, how are you?"

Having already had a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him,

looks him straight in the eye and says,

"Listen! I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place,

front door, back door, it doesn't matter.

I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat ass love it."

Eyes now wide with interest he says,

"No kidding, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with ?"

:mad: grrrrrrr :mad:

I'm planning on being a lawyer.

I live in North Toronto, I go to Metro Prep (marks board looks like a Tel Aviv phonebook), my name is Daniel, AND I'M NOT EVEN JEWISH!

LOL. Good one.

Sinclair, there's a chance I'll enter the bar too. No matter what these people will try to tell you here, you chose a good profession, the world just cannot have enough lawyers.

the world just cannot have enough lawyers

Surely you must jest.

Why do I always get that reaction? :confused:

LOL because no one really likes lawyers. The general attitude towards them is that they are slimey tricksters.

You calling them that? Don't make me sue you for that :D .

my name is Daniel, AND I'M NOT EVEN JEWISH!
You don't even NEED a lawyer to fix that! Go to court and pick your own new name!

Lawyers can do it better tho. :D

I don't have a problem with lawyers.

And I have never 'done' one so I do not have an opinion on your last comment. LOL

LOL... I thought you were completely humourless Braun.

Sinclair, there's a chance I'll enter the bar too. No matter what these people will try to tell you here, you chose a good profession, the world just cannot have enough lawyers.

LOL, when the legitimate demand for lawyers is saturated they create nuisance laws and lawsuits.

That lawyers use the government in a parasitic manner as a matter of course to massively increase the demand for themselves is what seperates them from other professions and why they are so widely hated among decent productive people.

A orthodox rabbi, a roman catholic priest, an episcopalian nun and a native american medicine man (in full headress) walk into a bar. The bartender says; " what is this? some kind of joke?''

Sinclair, there's a chance I'll enter the bar too. No matter what these people will try to tell you here, you chose a good profession, the world just cannot have enough lawyers.

LOL, when the legitimate demand for lawyers is saturated they create nuisance laws and lawsuits.

That lawyers use the government in a parasitic manner as a matter of course to massively increase the demand for themselves is what seperates them from other professions and why they are so widely hated among decent productive people.
And what would your line of work or study be then, you who accuse me of parasitism.

And what would your line of work or study be then, you who accuse me of parasitism.
Electrical Engineering.

Traffic cops are pretty bad too.

Traffic cops are pretty bad too.
Really depends on your town... the ones in my town are ****ing nazis.

Really depends on your town... the ones in my town are ****ing nazis.

That's unfair to the nazis.

Really depends on your town... the ones in my town are ****ing nazis.

You would prefer liberals as traffic cops?

Classical liberals yes, I do not appreciate asshole cops who ticket if you read 1 mile per hour over the already too low speed limit.

Being a Kraut-American I want the ****ing Autobahn.

They have this totally low speed limit on major roads here, then they hide behind corners and pop out at you.