http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=nation

ROTFL! Dr. Brandt is now going to hate me when he reads my results. :D ;)

#1 Polish
#2 English
#3 Japanese
#4 French
#5 Italian
#6 Jewish (WTF?)
#7 Scandinavian
#8 German
#9 Irish
#10 American (LOL not suprised this came last!)

Well, my secret is out. I'm John Paul II! :D


#1 Jewish

#2 Polish

#3 Irish

#4 German

#5 English
.
#6 French

#7 Italian

#8 Japanese

#9 American

#10 Scandinavian

#1 Scandinavian

#2 American

#3 English

#4 Italian

#5 Japanese

#6 French

#7 Jewish

#8 German

#9 Polish

#10 Irish


I couldn't answer some of these questions really accurately. :(

When I'm around certain (most) people, I'm quiet, polite, and cold and reserved enough to make anyone back off. When I'm around others (a very small group of others), I'm loud, talkative, irreverant, warm and cuddly.

Well, my secret is out. I'm John Paul II! :D

#1 Jewish

#2 Polish

#3 Irish


WTF? Some Irishman you turned out to be, going in at number 3! ;) :p

WTF? Some Irishman you turned out to be, going in at number 3! ;) :p

Oy! Ya feckin' gobshoite :jew: :p

Read and weep, untermenschen :rolleyes:

#1 German

#2 Scandinavian

#3 English

#4 French

#5 Jewish

#6 American

#7 Japanese

#8 Italian

#9 Polish

#10 Irish

I couldn't answer some of these questions really accurately. :(

That poll is a joke, anyway.

#1. English
#2. German
#3. Scandinavian
#4. French
#5. Japanese
#6. Italian
#7. Jewish
#8. American
#9. Polish
#10 Irish

#1 English (It's the Shakespeare, the records and the humor, isn't it?)

#2 Japanese (Not religious, is that it? I hate work, can't be that)

#3 French (Paintings and pompousness I assume)

#4 Italian (Paintings again, and what else? There were no pasta questions but I wish there were!)

#5 Scandinavian (Didn't know this one was a "nation". The metal music question did it for me, I know it)

#6 American (My only concern is that this came up so high)

#7 Jewish (The humor, again)

#8 German (Well yeah, I'm learning German)

#9 Irish (I'm not a redhead and I don't drink and drive)

#10 Polish (what makes one Polish, really? When do you get Polish in #1? Seriously)


I did the test the first time and I scored identical with Phlegethon only to realize that I had missed 2 questions (the clean streets and the metal music) Alas the second time I took it, it all changed drastically. Cruel fate!

english>japanese>jewish for me

#1 Japanese
#2 German
#3 French
#4 Jewish
#5 Scandinavian

WTF... Jewish is a nationality?!
That survey was definately made by a yank.

english>japanese>jewish for me

Who the f***'s ever heard of a Fland or Flem or whatever you call yourselves anyway. :D

English/French/Italian/German/... for me.

Who the f***'s ever heard of a Fland or Flem or whatever you call yourselves anyway. :D

English/French/Italian/German/... for me


We produced great works of art while that land you live on was still inhabited by injuns sacrificing other injuns to some sungod ;).

#1 English
#2 Scandinavian
#3 German
#4 American
#5 French
#6 Italian
#7 Japanese
#8 Jewish
#9 Polish
#10 Irish

This test is bull****. I'm not Germ-manic :p

#1 English
#2 Scandinavian
#3 German
#4 French
#5 Japanese
#6 Jewish
#7 Italian
#8 American
#9 Irish
#10 Polish

We produced great works of art while that land you live on was still inhabited by injuns sacrificing other injuns to some sungod ;).

We've got Dollywood. Case closed.

http://www.volunteercabinrentals.com/rental-cabins-images/dollywood.jpg

#1 Scandinavian
#2 English
#3 Japanese
#4 German
#5 American
#6 Polish
#7 French
#8 Irish
#9 Jewish
#10 Italian

Wow, I'm a regular Nordic except for the Nip coding at # 3.

Keep it up Perun, these are effing hysterical.

We've got Dollywood. Case closed.
hahaha
touché

#1 Scandinavian < Where I am from
#2 German
#3 American
#4 Japanese
#5 English
#6 French
#8 Jewish
#9 Polish
#10 Irish

#1 English

#2 Scandinavian

#3 German

Polish - I have no idea what Polish people are even like.
French
Italian
Irish
English
Japanese
Jewish
American
Scandinavian
German - Oh no! Lets hope the master race dosent rise again!

What happened to Spain?

#1 Scandinavian (I'm shocked)
#2 Irish
#3 Italian

English
French
American
German
Japanese

Polish was the last one :p

My results were pretty close to those of Deconstructionist, which is odd. Selectsmart's tests give some weird answers!

#1 English - I can deal with it :)
#2 Japanese - Very good :)
#3 German - :|
#4 Scandinavian - :|
#5 Jewish - :jew:
#6 French - Shoulda been higher
#7 Italian
#8 Polish
#9 American - No surprise here
#10 Irish

#1 English

#2 Scandinavian

#3 German

#4 American

#5 French

#6 Italian

#7 Japanese

#8 Jewish

#9 Polish

#10 Irish

#1 Italian
#2 French
#3 English
#4 Japanese
#5 Scandinavian
#6 American
#7 German
#8 Irish
#9 Jewish
#10 Polish


#1 italian and #2 French ?
That would explain my taste for baroque music, both French and Italian, and my appalling talents @ wargaming :|

#1 English
#2 Scandinavian
#3 Japanese
#4 German
#5 French
#6 Jewish
#7 American
#8 Italian
#9 Polish
#10 Irish


Oh well... at least I'm not French... ;)

#1 English
#2 Scandinavian
#3 Japanese
#4 German
#5 French
#6 Jewish
#7 American
#8 Italian
#9 Polish
#10 Irish


Oh well... at least I'm not French... ;)
Hey jack, you are more jewish than french though it seems :D.

1) German
2) German
3) German
4) German
5) German
6) German
7) German
8) German
9) German
10) German

:D

#1 Italian
#2 French
#3 American
#4 English
#5 Polish
#6 German
#7 Irish
#8 Japanese
#9 Scandinavian
#10 Jewish

No surprise here, my aversion to work combined with my fondness for art, eating and alcohol are probably responsible for the Italian ranking. Not being tolerant probably had me out of Scandinavia, and my dislike of work out of Germany, I have no idea why the test put me as Jewish last, but I am rather pleased to see it that way.

hmmm... FOr those with America in the top 5 ....
Do you know where Addis Abeba is ?
:|

I do, but they misspelled it. I think that being loud put American as high as it was for me. Perhaps for most of the test takers, it was not a matter of being like Americans so much as being unlike the others.

I basically agree I would make a good Japanese or Polish person. :p

1 Japanese
2 Polish
3 English
4 Jewish
5 German
6 Scandinavian
7 French
8 Irish
9 American
10 Italian

I basically agree I would make a good Japanese or Polish person. :p

1 Japanese
2 Polish
3 English
4 Jewish
5 German
6 Scandinavian
7 French
8 Irish
9 American
10 Italian

Japanese have a highly disaplined and clean society. I guess that is why I got "Japanese" for answer one.

I like the Japanese, if only for these two reasons:

1.) Sushi
2.) Sake

I got quite drunk off of that stuff Sunday night. It's stronger than it tastes, which really threw me off...I was just drinking it happily, eating a caterpillar roll and then WHAM..Sake drunk. A good time overall.

I like the Japanese, if only for these two reasons:

1.) Sushi
2.) Sake

I got quite drunk off of that stuff Sunday night. It's stronger than it tastes, which really threw me off...I was just drinking it happily, eating a caterpillar roll and then WHAM..Sake drunk. A good time overall.

You ate a Caterpillar!? Sick *****.

Japanese have a highly disaplined and clean society.

That superficial :
Scratch a bit, and you'll find more "perversions" and "disorders" than you'd care for ...

Yes, the Japs are highly disciplined and honorable; on the other hand, they have the sickest porn in the world.

Yes, the Japs are highly disciplined and honorable; on the other hand, they have the sickest porn in the world.

I care not for the post-WWII society.

hmmm.. hentai :D

I care not for the post-WWII society.
I suspect that the sick porn goes back long before WWII.

I did not eat a caterpillar, it is just called a caterpillar roll because it looks like one. It has avocado and I think freshwater eel in it. Though I probably would eat a caterpillar if it was done up all nice in some sauce and spices. yum.

I suspect that the sick porn goes back long before WWII.

I know no evidence of this.

Any society is bound to have underground outlets whereby all the inevitable frustrations can be released. This is even more true of any highly disciplined, militaristic culture.

Works of beauty are built upon sex, blood and broken bones.

Here are my results:

1. Italian
2. English
3. Irish
4. French
5. Polish
6. American
7. German
8. Jewish
9. Scandinavian
10. Japanese

I suppose the results are not unexpected, though I'm not too sure why English and Irish are so high.

1) German
2) German
3) German
4) German
5) German
6) German
7) German
8) German
9) German
10) German

:D

I guess you got Jewish, Polish and American as first three :p

#1 English
#2 French
#3 German
#4 Japanese
#5 Jewish
#6 Scandinavian
#7 Italian
#8 American
#9 Polish
#10 Irish

Give me a Break! :rolleyes:

#1 Scandinavian
#2 German
#3 American
#4 English
#5 Japanese
#6 French Italian
#7 Irish
#8 Jewish
#9 Polish

Not bad, since I actually am Scandinavian, German, and American. I don't drink much so that explains why the Irish isn't higher on the list. :rolleyes:

#1Scandinavian
#2 English
#3 American
#4 German
#5 French
#6 Italian
#7 Jewish
#8 Polish
#9 Japanese
#10 Irish

For some reason American came first and Jewish came last. Then I closed my browser.

#1 American

#2 English

#3 German

#4 Scandinavian

#5 Italian

#6 French

#7 Irish

#8 Jewish

#9 Polish

#10 Japanese

#1 Italian
#2 Irish
#3 English
#4 American
#5 French
#6 Polish
#7 Japanese
#8 Scandinavian
#9 Jewish
#10 German

WTF... Jewish is a nationality?!
That survey was definately made by a yank.

http://www.spiritwake.de/rkjuedischesvolk.jpg

http://www.spiritwake.de/rkjuedischesvolk.jpg

Nationality is totally different. One must have a nation first.

#1 English
#2 French
#3 German
#4 Scandinavian
#5 Italian
#6 Japanese
#7 Jewish
#8 American
#9 Polish
#10 Irish

#1 Scandinavian
#2 German
#3 English
#4 American
#5 French
#6 Japanese
#7 Italian
#8 Jewish
#9 Polish
#10 Irish

#1 German

Again, that's all that matters :D

#1 German

Again, that's all that matters :D
It is better to be German than American, but I got 'English', and pray tell, what is wrong with that result? What if you had got 'English' or 'Italian'? Would you be disappointed? Is German the only #1 result you would have accepted? Why is 'German' the only result that matters to you?

I got English, Scandinavian and German, and I'm really disappointed.
So what?

I doubt one's 'true nationality' can be measured in such way anywise.

I got English, Scandinavian and German, and I'm really disappointed.
So what?
I got English, French and Italian, eat your heart out. :P

It is better to be German than American, but I got 'English', and pray tell, what is wrong with that result? What if you had got 'English' or 'Italian'? Would you be disappointed? Is German the only #1 result you would have accepted? Why is 'German' the only result that matters to you?

Whoa, I was talking about my results. All that mattered to me was German since that really is my true nationality, so I got the result right, the rest wasn't relevant. If I were English, English would be my #1. But I am just a proud German, simple as that.

Whoa, I was talking about my results. All that mattered to me was German since that really is my true nationality, so I got the result right, the rest wasn't relevant. If I were English, English would be my #1. But I am just a proud German, simple as that.
My nationality is not even an option. No matter how many times I take the test, I will never get what 'really is my true nationality'. This was my point. This test should have included all the major nationalities, not just some European ones and the Jewish one. This is okay: the test was not a wholly serious one. But if someone were to devise a serious 'nationality' test, he should include every major nationality in the world, not just European ones (and American and Jewish).

My nationality is not even an option. No matter how many times I take the test, I will never get what 'really is my true nationality'. This was my point. This test should have included all the major nationalities, not just some European ones and the Jewish one. This is okay: the test was not a wholly serious one. But if someone were to devise a serious 'nationality' test, he should include every major nationality in the world, not just European ones (and American and Jewish).

Well, after all is it just a test. Your nationality remains the same reegardless of the result.

Well, after all is it just a test. Your nationality remains the same reegardless of the result.
Of course it remains the same (nowhere did I say otherwise). My point was only that if someone were to make a serious nationality test, he should include all important nationalities. Also, the questions were biased, and the way in which they were to be answered was to me awkward.

Do not misunderstand: I am not disappointed with my result. I just think that I could have got nationality more accurate.

Spanish
German
Bask

I doubt one's 'true nationality' can be measured in such way anywise.

The quiz is meant to be tongue-in-cheek, sure. Still, it was close to what I really am: German/Norwegian from my father and English/Polish from my mother.

My results:

#1 English

#2 Japanese

#3 Scandinavian

#4 German

#5 Jewish

#6 French

#7 American

#8 Italian

#9 Polish

#10 Irish

According to the quiz (that is terrible wrong built)

#1. Irish
#2. Italian
#3. Scandinavian

According to me (meaning how i feel myself):

#1. Portuguese
#2. Spanish
#3. Irish

#1 Jewish :p
#2 French
#3 Italian
#4 English
#5 Polish
#6 German
#7 Japanese
#8 American
#9 Scandinavian
#10 Irish

1. Polish
2. Irish
3. Jewish
4. Japanese
5. German
6. English
7. American
8. Italian
9. French
10. Scandinavian

LOL I told you we were similar Perun!

P.S. Does anyone else find it strange that I got Polish followed by Irish, and so did Milesian(not as #1 and #2, but still), Edana got Polish followed by Irish as well, so did Madrussian, Fade, Dr. Mengele, Utnapishtim, Carl Rylander, Jack, Antiohos Epifanis, Ixabert, Rumblestrip, and Triglav, while several others got Polish and Irish with 1 between. AWAR and Baba Yaga both got Irish just before Polish. I remember Norman Davies in his book ‘Europe: A History’ saying how the description of ‘Eastern European’ best suited the Irish, and since all the new states have come into the EU, I’ve seen several articles on how similar the Irish and the Eastern Europeans are. Isn’t it also interesting that the 2 Irish people here(myself and Geist) both got Polish as our #1? Maybe something that will be debated in the near future?

LOL I told you we were similar Perun!

P.S. Does anyone else find it strange that I got Polish followed by Irish, and so did Milesian(not as #1 and #2, but still), Edana got Polish followed by Irish as well, so did Madrussian, Fade, Dr. Mengele, Utnapishtim, Carl Rylander, Jack, Antiohos Epifanis, Ixabert, Rumblestrip, and Triglav, while several others got Polish and Irish with 1 between. AWAR and Baba Yaga both got Irish just before Polish. I remember Norman Davies in his book ‘Europe: A History’ saying how the description of ‘Eastern European’ best suited the Irish, and since all the new states have come into the EU, I’ve seen several articles on how similar the Irish and the Eastern Europeans are. Isn’t it also interesting that the 2 Irish people here(myself and Geist) both got Polish as our #1? Maybe something that will be debated in the near future?

I've noticed the strong similarity as well. In fact Im just reading about the near similarities between the Eastern Christianity and the Celtic Christianity. In fact I have a nice Ukrainian article talking about this and how there was a presence of Irish monks in Kiev. Many Celtic Christian sites I've visited literally link or quote directly from Eastern Christian resources. I know Peter the Great based many of his policies concering Ukraine off those imposed on the Irish by Britian. Likewise, Ukrainian nationalists of the 1920's saw themselves as comrades-in-arms with their Irish counter-parts. Our peoples are indeed similar in many ways.

May explain my strong infatuation with the Celts and their heritage. :)

Italian, English, American, French, Scandinavian, Japanese, German, Irish, Jewish, Polish.

1. Polish
2. Irish
3. Jewish
4. Japanese
5. German
6. English
7. American
8. Italian
9. French
10. Scandinavian

LOL I told you we were similar Perun!

P.S. Does anyone else find it strange that I got Polish followed by Irish, and so did Milesian(not as #1 and #2, but still), Edana got Polish followed by Irish as well, so did Madrussian, Fade, Dr. Mengele, Utnapishtim, Carl Rylander, Jack, Antiohos Epifanis, Ixabert, Rumblestrip, and Triglav, while several others got Polish and Irish with 1 between. AWAR and Baba Yaga both got Irish just before Polish. I remember Norman Davies in his book ‘Europe: A History’ saying how the description of ‘Eastern European’ best suited the Irish, and since all the new states have come into the EU, I’ve seen several articles on how similar the Irish and the Eastern Europeans are. Isn’t it also interesting that the 2 Irish people here(myself and Geist) both got Polish as our #1? Maybe something that will be debated in the near future?

It means the Irish are more Polish than the Poles, and the Poles are more Irish than the Irish :)

Generally, I think Irish culture is very much loved around Eastern Europe.
Most the movies I've seen about Irish life, history etc. resemble the atmosphere and the 'soul' of the Slavic peoples. So... cheers! :)

Well, I had German as number 1, which is not surprising, followed by Scandinavian.
I don't know how they make these things up, but they must be based on racial stereotypes! and cliches.
Still, it whiles away the odd minute or two.

English
German
Jewish


I AM English! :)

#1 English
#2 German
#3 French
#4 Japanese
#5 Scandinavian
#6 Italian
#7 Jewish
#8 American
#9 Polish
#10 Irish

I am Maltese born, Australian citizen. What an strange result.

You call it a strange result, look at mine. :(