Some stupid redneck fell asleep just a few minutes ago and wrecked his log truck down the road from here. I heard a lot of noise outside so I drove down the road on the golf cart to see what was going on. The State Troopers are already there. An ambulence is on the way. Looks like he should be okay though, although there is a mess in the road and traffic is backed up. I didn't realise I was sipping on a glass of wine while talking to the State Troopers until I was on my way back. Jesus, its hot outside. This air conditioner feels so good.

I didn't realise I was sipping on a glass of wine while talking to the State Troopers until I was on my way back.

LOL. You mean in your car?

I didn't realise I was sipping on a glass of wine while talking to the State Troopers until I was on my way back.

LOL. You mean in your car?


Probably hard to notice when it's in a paper cup.

Rofl, no he was driving around with wine in a golf cart.

Oh didn't notice that part, people don't ussually go down the road in golf carts in the NE...

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An unidentified caucasian, 6ft, brown hair, dressed only in a red 'Hugh Heffner' robe wreaked havoc on the interstate earlier today in his golf-cart.
The police found an empty cup which allegedly contained wine.

Several people were injured.

The public should be on the look out, but remember that guilt is a social construct.

Calling BS.

Dang, golf cart? Hell, shouldn't you get a four-wheeler? They are alot more fun.

Dang, golf cart? Hell, shouldn't you get a four-wheeler? They are alot more fun.

No room for the clubs and his drink holder.

Heh, where do you live Timo? Myself, being from the south, know that a fourwheeler can haul at least dead deer, a climber treestand, and a rifle. Now, the cup holder, I'm sure one can be bought to fit onto it.

Heh, where do you live Timo? Myself, being from the south, know that a fourwheeler can haul at least dead deer, a climber treestand, and a rifle. Now, the cup holder, I'm sure one can be bought to fit onto it.

What type of four-wheeler? If you talk of the recreational kind, I know they have not much room. I am not from the South, only live in the Virginia. You need the fancy wine glass holder for Mr. Fade.