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Patrick
07-23-2004, 06:56 PM
I ate at McDonalds for the first time in a year today...If this is my last post blame the Haitian who gave me my "extra value" meal.

***** gave me a Coke when I asked for a Sprite, too.

Good lord I feel like ****. Three more hours until I can go home.

Any chance we can get the vomiting emoticon back?

FadeTheButcher
07-23-2004, 07:37 PM
That sucks. Yeah. I can add that one back.

SteamshipTime
07-23-2004, 07:45 PM
You idiot. Krystal burgers are much tastier.

otto_von_bismarck
07-23-2004, 10:03 PM
Know some who said the foreigners at Mickey D's messed up his McFlurry 3 times in a row.

Edana
07-23-2004, 10:06 PM
What is a Krystal burger?

SteamshipTime
07-23-2004, 10:24 PM
Behold the Krystal burger, grasshopper.

http://www.krystal.com/images/site_pages/Krystals.jpg

der kleine Doktor
07-23-2004, 10:28 PM
I do not enjoy fast food since I am pisco-vegetarian, but if I were to eat fast food, I would have to pick a Fish sandwich.

CONSTANTINVS MAXIMVS
07-23-2004, 10:28 PM
Behold the Krystal burger, grasshopper.


That looks fairly disgusting steam, no offense dude.

cerberus
07-23-2004, 10:30 PM
" There's nothing quite like a MacDonalds"...apart from a good bowel movement.
It is utter crap. ( The few that I have had).

manny
07-23-2004, 10:33 PM
" There's nothing quite like a MacDonalds"...apart from a good bowel movement.
You have tried both, I take it? :D

Edana
07-23-2004, 10:35 PM
Behold the Krystal burger, grasshopper.

http://www.krystal.com/images/site_pages/Krystals.jpg

Why does the bun look all strange?

We didn't have Krystal burgers out West.

We had In & Out.

http://tedstrong.com/graphics/innoutburge.jpg

SteamshipTime
07-23-2004, 11:08 PM
It's along the lines of the White Castle burgers in the north and midwest.

SteamshipTime
07-23-2004, 11:09 PM
That looks fairly disgusting steam, no offense dude.

Lies! The Krystal burger is the staff of life.

otto_von_bismarck
07-23-2004, 11:16 PM
It looks like the burger advertisted to Homer on the Simpsons as "The Good Morning Burger". 12 strips of cheese 3 sticks of butter etc...

manny
07-23-2004, 11:16 PM
http://www.seabass7.com/img/CrapUploads/Munching%20BurgersWEB.jpg

robinder
07-24-2004, 12:52 AM
Why does the bun look all strange?

We didn't have Krystal burgers out West.

We had In & Out.




People from the west always seem to be talking about in and out burger and singing it's praises. But the general concensus among easterners who have been to the west and sampled the place is that in and out is a lower quality version of Mcdonalds (not that I actually like Mcdonalds).

Regional eateries are a weird phenomenon. In the south one can't go 10 feet w/o seeing a Waffle House.

bardamu
07-24-2004, 01:34 AM
Why does the bun look all strange?

We didn't have Krystal burgers out West.

We had In & Out.



Did you know it's a christian outfit?

FadeTheButcher
07-24-2004, 02:54 PM
The main fast food places here in Auburn are McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger King, Hardee's, Krystal, Taco Bell, KFC, Guthrie's, Zaxby's and Chick-Fil-A. Milo's in B'ham. We have an IHOP and several Waffle House's. We just got a new Hooter's. We have several Veggies To Go here as well. I am not sure how widespread that is. If I want something quick, then I will usually eat there. :cool:

CONSTANTINVS MAXIMVS
07-24-2004, 02:58 PM
The concept of the Hooter's places fascinates me.

FadeTheButcher
07-24-2004, 03:01 PM
You would enjoy Hooters, Stan.

http://images.usatoday.com/travel/gallery/flight-attendant/hooters.jpg

Ebusitanus
07-24-2004, 03:06 PM
Fade aproves since its Aesthetically pleasing :D

CONSTANTINVS MAXIMVS
07-24-2004, 03:07 PM
reckon so, hehehe

FadeTheButcher
07-24-2004, 03:17 PM
It could be better, that is, if there were only highly attractive white women there serving the food. These Jews shall not sully my ideal!

Ebusitanus
07-24-2004, 03:29 PM
I´m not conviced if that the image I find most healthy for our womenfolk

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/kids/images/hooters.jpg

CONSTANTINVS MAXIMVS
07-24-2004, 03:54 PM
Your 12 year olds go to hooters, your 14 year olds slep with their teachers, I can see why miss o ginny started a thread about the age of consent now.

Edana
07-24-2004, 03:55 PM
Did you know it's a christian outfit?

Common knowledge. ;)

Stribog
07-24-2004, 04:57 PM
I´m not conviced if that the image I find most healthy for our womenfolk

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/kids/images/hooters.jpg

I find Hooters in poor taste to say the least. It's just an extension of Judaic media objectification of women in general and especially ours. Sure, I like tits, but I don't think they should be the theme of a restaurant, especially not one that tries to be 'family friendly' or whatever.

FadeTheButcher
07-24-2004, 05:03 PM
You guys are such Christian prunes. :p

Sigrun
07-24-2004, 05:09 PM
For a time, we had a place called Okies that was similar to Hooters. It was eventually pressured into shutting down. Christians suck. :rolleyes:

Sigrun
07-24-2004, 05:11 PM
I wouldn't be caught dead in a Hooters, but what do I care if someone wants to go there? Women in skimpy clothes serving watered-down drinks and overpriced, fried foods. Like that never happened before.

manny
07-24-2004, 05:35 PM
I think the wenches are a bigger attraction for folks than the greasy fried stuff that passes for "food". :D

manny
07-24-2004, 05:43 PM
I find Hooters in poor taste to say the least.
The architecture and music could use improvement.
It's just an extension of Judaic media objectification of women in general and especially ours.
The Jews brainwashed all these women to present themselves as sex objects and act like little tarts? I don't think so. Sure, the Jews profit from it - but then, they profit from everything profitable.

This reminds me of Franco's claim that Jews "invented promiscuity". Yeah, right.

Stribog
07-24-2004, 06:04 PM
No, I have no intention of 'censoring' things or being a prude. There will always be a niche for places where men can ogle women. I just think that restaurants should be restaurants.

Idi Amin
07-24-2004, 06:05 PM
McDonalds is more economical and easier than an enima.

FadeTheButcher
07-24-2004, 06:13 PM
>>>No, I have no intention of 'censoring' things or being a prude.

Let me get this straight. You are against censorship, correct? Would you take that freak Howard Stern and his Jewish filth off the air? I would.

manny
07-24-2004, 06:52 PM
>>>No, I have no intention of 'censoring' things or being a prude.

Let me get this straight. You are against censorship, correct? Would you take that freak Howard Stern and his Jewish filth off the air? I would.
So would I. And I would replace it with pro-White erotica. Jews use porn to promote interracial mixing. We should use it to promote the celebration and preservation of beautiful White women. Let's be realistic. Other than nudity and sex, how many things will grab the average person's attention?

otto_von_bismarck
07-24-2004, 06:55 PM
>>>No, I have no intention of 'censoring' things or being a prude.

Let me get this straight. You are against censorship, correct? Would you take that freak Howard Stern and his Jewish filth off the air? I would.
Howard Stern is far less offensive then Oprah or Rosie O' Donnell.

vanessa
07-25-2004, 01:06 PM
What's wrong with Hooters? The buffalo chicken strips are great. Every time I've been there the service has been really good too. And on Tuesdays ladies get, I think, 15% off the bill. There's nothing 'degrading' about a push-up bra and short orange shorts. I see girls at the mall, the bar, or just walking down the street wearing far more revealing clothes than a Hooters 'uniform' (and no I am not talking about hookers).

Though it is kind of strange how they try to pass it off as a 'family restaurant'. :p Nothing wrong with bringing the family there, but we all know it is catered to men. But what is a 'family restaurant' supposed to be anyway?

In fact I think I will go to Hooters tomorrow.

FadeTheButcher
07-25-2004, 01:15 PM
>>>Howard Stern is far less offensive then Oprah or Rosie O' Donnell.

To be perfectly honest, I don't really see a need for Oprah or Rosie O'Donnell to continue to exist in this world.

FadeTheButcher
07-25-2004, 01:18 PM
>>>There's nothing 'degrading' about a push-up bra and short orange shorts.

You need a push-up bra and short orange shorts. Its far too hot to wear jeans around here. I will have to get you some of those when you come to Alabama. :p

otto_von_bismarck
07-25-2004, 03:50 PM
>>>Howard Stern is far less offensive then Oprah or Rosie O' Donnell.

To be perfectly honest, I don't really see a need for Oprah or Rosie O'Donnell to continue to exist in this world.
Its like Adam Corrola and Jimmy Kimmel said on the man show, we have a problem in this country and her name is Oprah.

I also liked the skit they did where Rosie O' Donnell got stuck in a well going after a donut.

"Stop the suffraging".

SteamshipTime
07-25-2004, 07:01 PM
No, I have no intention of 'censoring' things or being a prude. There will always be a niche for places where men can ogle women. I just think that restaurants should be restaurants.

This is why I don't go to Hooters. At my age and station of life, if I'm going to get chummy with good-looking women in revealing clothing it will be so I can sleep with them. Being married rules this out, so why pay for the frustration of being around good looking women you can't be intimate with?

Such places are for single guys trying to get their rocks off. I can't understand the mentality of married men who go to such places.

The damned thing is, they really do make the best chicken wings. :mad:

SteamshipTime
07-25-2004, 07:05 PM
I also liked the skit they did where Rosie O' Donnell got stuck in a well going after a donut.

"Stop the suffraging".

Rosie O'Donnell is one creepy bull-dyke.

manny
07-25-2004, 07:20 PM
Being married rules this out, so why pay for the frustration of being around good looking women you can't be intimate with?
That is true for a strictly monogamous marriage. However, I could see a little openness working for mine (future one, that is). A marriage need not be 100% mono in order to be meaningful. If my man truly loves me, provides for me, and has proven over years to be worthy of my trust, why not let him get a little wild? Besides, I can appreciate feminine beauty enough that I might also derive enjoyment out of such an arrangement.

manny
07-25-2004, 07:31 PM
Rosie O'Donnell is one creepy bull-dyke.
Agreed. (insert barfing emoticon here)

Aulë
07-25-2004, 08:41 PM
Other than nudity and sex, how many things will grab the average person's attention?

Destruction, suffering, and death?

manny
07-25-2004, 08:43 PM
Destruction, suffering, and death?
Excellent point!

Saint Michael
07-25-2004, 10:40 PM
There is a fantastic locally owned Greek restaurant where I live called "Ambrosia". They serve the typical gyro, souvlakis, lamb platter, pork platter, and some other things - all very excellent quality food. If I don't cook my own meal, I always go there and order it take-out. The place is never full, but there are consistent customers who go there and support it. I certainly support it. It is owned by Greeks and a couple of young Greek girls work there, probably the daughters. They are quite attractive but a bit overweight. Probably the fault of eating too well and not exercising enough. :)

bardamu
07-26-2004, 01:33 AM
Such places are for single guys trying to get their rocks off. I can't understand the mentality of married men who go to such places.



Maybe you will understand it better after ten or fifteen years of marriage. ;)