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Perun
07-21-2004, 05:32 PM
http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/

Perun
07-21-2004, 05:32 PM
My results:

http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Stalin.jpg
Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!

Aulë
07-21-2004, 05:36 PM
http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Hitler.jpg

Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little ****!

Ebusitanus
07-21-2004, 05:45 PM
http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Hitler.jpg

Darn, and I tried purposely to vote for stuff that was way to leading...I guess the "Gas them and burn them" choice was not all that original :D

manny
07-21-2004, 05:55 PM
http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Hussein.jpg
You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!

Edana
07-21-2004, 05:58 PM
I hate these types of tests. They don't ask questions about real personality/behavior traits and then make a comparison based on that.

manny
07-21-2004, 06:01 PM
It's a stupid test. I chose Muslims for my scapegoat, and it made me Saddam Hussein. Also, the writing is terrible even if mildly amusing.

Ixabert
07-21-2004, 06:06 PM
I dislike it, and will not answer any of the questions, for the simple fact that Stalin was no dictator (he had less constitutional power than every successive U.S. president).

Odin
07-21-2004, 06:37 PM
Hitler"!!!!!

P.S: Yes Ix.... Stalin was a democratic president... nothing more.... :rolleyes:

Ixabert
07-21-2004, 06:46 PM
Hitler"!!!!!

P.S: Yes Ix.... Stalin was a democratic president... nothing more.... :rolleyes:
I disagree with you on this one. He was democratic, but not a president.

Geist
07-21-2004, 07:09 PM
I got Castro. :) http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/dic.php

FadeTheButcher
07-21-2004, 07:25 PM
http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Hitler.jpg

Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little ****!

Utnapishtim
07-21-2004, 07:33 PM
I got Tony Blair

Von Apfelstrudel
07-21-2004, 09:12 PM
Omg , I got the English lapdog too ... :(
*shoots self

luh_windan
07-21-2004, 10:42 PM
I got Tony Blair as well...

Perun
07-21-2004, 11:13 PM
I dislike it, and will not answer any of the questions, for the simple fact that Stalin was no dictator (he had less constitutional power than every successive U.S. president).


And they say Communists have no sense of humor! :rolleyes:

Nordgau
07-22-2004, 12:11 AM
Ich bin Adolf Hitler. I need no "humorous" test for being certain of that...

vanessa
07-22-2004, 12:39 AM
http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Mao.jpg

You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!

:D
I am sufficiently amused by the results of this little test.

der kleine Doktor
07-22-2004, 12:47 AM
http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Hitler.jpg

Ein Volk , Ein Reich , Ein Führer

Anarch
07-22-2004, 10:00 AM
Chairman Mao

Anarch
07-22-2004, 10:00 AM
Apparently I resemble Chairman Mao in some way...

KRIGBERT!
07-22-2004, 01:10 PM
http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Bush.jpg
I got Tony Blair Omg , I got the English lapdog too ... :(
*shoots self I got Tony Blair as well... - :D

marius
07-22-2004, 01:29 PM
Tony Blair. :)

Von Apfelstrudel
07-22-2004, 02:18 PM
http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Bush.jpg


Ok .. Since I am Anthony Blair ...
"Do you want a cup of tea ? Waffles ? an invasion of Irak ? Just ask if you need *anything*"

marius
07-22-2004, 02:56 PM
Ok .. Since I am Anthony Blair ...
"Do you want a cup of tea ? Waffles ? an invasion of Irak ? Just ask if you need *anything*"

Finistère?

CONSTANTINVS MAXIMVS
07-22-2004, 03:06 PM
Slobodan Milosevic :d. He's one of my present day heroes. Yay.

Ixabert
07-22-2004, 04:40 PM
Slobodan Milosevic :d. He's one of my present day heroes. Yay.
Slobodan Milosevic was not a dictator, and he was not a racist, nor even a nationalist.

CONSTANTINVS MAXIMVS
07-22-2004, 05:30 PM
Slobodan Milosevic was not a dictator, and he was not a racist, nor even a nationalist.
Not a nationalist, you mean like how Stalin wasn't a dictator either? Excuse me for not following your judgement in these matters blindly.

Dr. Brandt
07-22-2004, 09:17 PM
http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Hitler.jpg

It was easy getting this result by picking the "right" questions.