Check out the following site -- you might get a chuckle out of it:

http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

Scroll a little more than halfway down to read...


Spiritual Safety Tip
What should you do if you find an Atheist?

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

LMFAO!! So THAT'S why you're all so grumpy and bitter! :rolleyes:

So that's what Walter has been up to these days.

A number of years ago I found tis little gem etched on the wall of a gent toilet in a Liverpool " Ale House".
"Jesus saves- but Dagleish scores from the rebound".
Kenny Dagleish ( Hope I spelyt his name right0 was an ace Liverpool forward in the late 1970's to early 1980's , scoring goals in the six yard box was his main contribution in helping Liverpool dominate English football and European competitions.
I thought it was quite good !
If God can't see the funny side of things I am in deep trouble , on judgement day he won't pay my leagl aid bill.

LOL! This has to be the stupidest crap I've ever read.

It's a parody site.

It's a parody site.

That's really too bad :p

LOL The search for Dinosaurs:

http://objective.jesussave.us/dinoexpedition.html

It's a parody site.
Are you sure? I swear, sometimes it's REALLY hard to tell the difference when you're dealing with religious fanatics. They're a parody of themselves.

Actually, I just took another look at the site -- specifically, the page called "Halloween Reclamation" -- and sure enough, that makes it pretty clear that it's a parody site. Those folks really had me going there, I have to admit! LOL

A personal favorite part:

Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew knows history because his family lived it!

Hopsiah lives in the Middle East, where his ancestors and those of all the other animals and humans alive today exited Noah's Ark 4,000 years ago.

But unlike the other Kangaroos who hopped to Australia, Hopsiah's family stayed behind to witness the coming of the Messiah!

P.S: Shall I delouze zee kanga-jews too? :confused: